good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes
do you have any last words??? delete my browser history
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god